BUCARAMANGA OR BUCARACHANDA?
Hi everybody, welcome to my blog again! Well in this time i'm gonna talk to us about my little and boring city Bucaramanga that nowdays i wanna call it "Bucarachanda" cos i have my reason.
First at all, if you don't what Bucaramanga is, well is the capital city of the department of Santander, Chimchombia. Bucaramanga is Chibchombia's seventh-largest metropolitan area (2005 census: 553,046, metro pop. 979,040), and has rapidly grown much since the 1960s, mostly in the neighboring municipalities. Bucaramanga is also known as the "Ciudad de los Parques" ("The City of the Parks") and "Ciudad Bonita" ("Pretty City"). [1]
Second, What a shame now! That beautiful city will turn in a awful city like Cartagena or something worst like Pasto. Why was that? I answered myself: The bad an stupid people who believe in bad things or don't belong in exclusive social community like emos, barras bravas or "chibchombian hooligans", neonazis " but we came from indian like chibcha", and more. Now i show us what this is bullshit:
1.) Emo: Is a person without identity, so that's nobody. They don't have culture even style cos they've copied or better still (((stolen) the fashion styles of other music genres, such as the older Punk and Goth subcultures. Also, They are very low people, so what that fuck they aren´t goint to visit a psychiatrist or take antidepressant pills?
Always is talking about How could this happen to me!, I´m gonna commit suicide cos you hated me???, Is that way to solve our problems, cry and feel depress and hide in a corner in our houses??? That's the good example to will show to the kids..... Even, Emo hasn't existed for MTV, so what is fuck reason to exist?? are They very subnormals....?[3,7]
2)Barra bravas: aka "suramerican hooligans" is a name for organized supporter groups of football teams. This mother fuckers fights again son of bitches of another team or even themselves. This violence without reason is these people have´t had any education or maybe they haven´t had any aspirations in their frugal lifes[8]. I wonder why this fuckers hit anybody that don´t belong any football team? i answer myself again. Because this people are extremely disocial and antisocial, too. They are criminals and the law must have zero tolerance with them, even if the criminal is a kid. I don't know why we learn the bad things from different countries.... And also the colombian football sucks, we never have won anything good.[2]
3) Neonazis: this it's go from bad to worse. This ""culture"" is worse than ever barras bravas, because is a big contradiction of the genetic laws. According with the genetic's scientics all of us came from mithocondrial EVE [9] who was a black woman. Also, the latin race descend from the indians. So what this iguazos believe themselves like pure race???? Because they haven't any education or just maybe they were rejected in the past, and their feelings haven't recuperated at all. [4] So, They have destroyed societies to compensate for theirs falifures . They are xenophobics, homophobics and racist too or better still criminals who have believed in the ideas of deadman moron called Hitler[5,6]. That's pathetic.
Third, in Bucaramanga hasn't had the infrastructure for make concerts to important musicians like Metallica, Iron Maiden, Korn. Dido, Aerosmith insted of this, we have Alfonso Mariñillo, el club de los regaytoneros, Mrs SuperAfroboy or another stupid who believed that made music. And it's fed to chibchombian teenagers with bad music and likes. [10,11]
So that's it. So you know now why i'm calling "chanda" this city [ Chanda means rabble]. My solutions are employ the zero tolerance law against emos, neonazi and barras bravas. Also, we must use our imagination for critizing this bad ideas about of this foolish groups. Third, we must avoid to infect of emositis, neonazisitis and barras bravitis, becuase these diseases haven't found cure yet. I agree that we must acept that Bucaramanga is not a big city like Bogota, but this last one is very violent. If you wish see a foreign singer o musician go to another city, because Bucaramanga hasn't existed the interest for a good music yet... In resume, you shouldn't believe in emos, neonazi and barras bravas cos all this is bullshit. Be yourself without hurt somebody, except the mentionated groups. However, in Bucaramanga exists beautiful women... Oh la la la
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