lunes, 26 de octubre de 2009
lunes, 20 de octubre de 2008
HOMEWORK Nº5
BUCARAMANGA OR BUCARACHANDA?
Hi everybody, welcome to my blog again! Well in this time i'm gonna talk to us about my little and boring city Bucaramanga that nowdays i wanna call it "Bucarachanda" cos i have my reason.
First at all, if you don't what Bucaramanga is, well is the capital city of the department of Santander, Chimchombia. Bucaramanga is Chibchombia's seventh-largest metropolitan area (2005 census: 553,046, metro pop. 979,040), and has rapidly grown much since the 1960s, mostly in the neighboring municipalities. Bucaramanga is also known as the "Ciudad de los Parques" ("The City of the Parks") and "Ciudad Bonita" ("Pretty City"). [1]
Second, What a shame now! That beautiful city will turn in a awful city like Cartagena or something worst like Pasto. Why was that? I answered myself: The bad an stupid people who believe in bad things or don't belong in exclusive social community like emos, barras bravas or "chibchombian hooligans", neonazis " but we came from indian like chibcha", and more. Now i show us what this is bullshit:
1.) Emo: Is a person without identity, so that's nobody. They don't have culture even style cos they've copied or better still (((stolen) the fashion styles of other music genres, such as the older Punk and Goth subcultures. Also, They are very low people, so what that fuck they aren´t goint to visit a psychiatrist or take antidepressant pills?
Always is talking about How could this happen to me!, I´m gonna commit suicide cos you hated me???, Is that way to solve our problems, cry and feel depress and hide in a corner in our houses??? That's the good example to will show to the kids..... Even, Emo hasn't existed for MTV, so what is fuck reason to exist?? are They very subnormals....?[3,7]
2)Barra bravas: aka "suramerican hooligans" is a name for organized supporter groups of football teams. This mother fuckers fights again son of bitches of another team or even themselves. This violence without reason is these people have´t had any education or maybe they haven´t had any aspirations in their frugal lifes[8]. I wonder why this fuckers hit anybody that don´t belong any football team? i answer myself again. Because this people are extremely disocial and antisocial, too. They are criminals and the law must have zero tolerance with them, even if the criminal is a kid. I don't know why we learn the bad things from different countries.... And also the colombian football sucks, we never have won anything good.[2]
3) Neonazis: this it's go from bad to worse. This ""culture"" is worse than ever barras bravas, because is a big contradiction of the genetic laws. According with the genetic's scientics all of us came from mithocondrial EVE [9] who was a black woman. Also, the latin race descend from the indians. So what this iguazos believe themselves like pure race???? Because they haven't any education or just maybe they were rejected in the past, and their feelings haven't recuperated at all. [4] So, They have destroyed societies to compensate for theirs falifures . They are xenophobics, homophobics and racist too or better still criminals who have believed in the ideas of deadman moron called Hitler[5,6]. That's pathetic.
Third, in Bucaramanga hasn't had the infrastructure for make concerts to important musicians like Metallica, Iron Maiden, Korn. Dido, Aerosmith insted of this, we have Alfonso Mariñillo, el club de los regaytoneros, Mrs SuperAfroboy or another stupid who believed that made music. And it's fed to chibchombian teenagers with bad music and likes. [10,11]
So that's it. So you know now why i'm calling "chanda" this city [ Chanda means rabble]. My solutions are employ the zero tolerance law against emos, neonazi and barras bravas. Also, we must use our imagination for critizing this bad ideas about of this foolish groups. Third, we must avoid to infect of emositis, neonazisitis and barras bravitis, becuase these diseases haven't found cure yet. I agree that we must acept that Bucaramanga is not a big city like Bogota, but this last one is very violent. If you wish see a foreign singer o musician go to another city, because Bucaramanga hasn't existed the interest for a good music yet... In resume, you shouldn't believe in emos, neonazi and barras bravas cos all this is bullshit. Be yourself without hurt somebody, except the mentionated groups. However, in Bucaramanga exists beautiful women... Oh la la la
Thanks for reading this "documental"
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HOMEWORK Nº4
HALEY PAIGE
HALEY PAGE WUS A FAMOUS PORN STAR, SHE WAS MARRIED TWICE BUT SHE HAD NEVER CHILDREN. THIS ACTRESS OF ADULT FILMS WAS FOR ME A GREAT DIVINE INSPIRATION THAT THE DREAMS COME TRUE IF YOU WANNA FIGHT FOR THEM. THIS BEAUTY WAS A HUMILD, HONESTLY AND FUNNY PERSON, DIFFERENT FROM ANOTHER PORN STARS. THE "NORMAL" PEOPLE THINK THAT SHE IS A HORRIBLE PERSON, BUT SHE'S NOT BECAUSE SHE SOMETIMES DONATED MONEY TO POOR PEOPLE. ALSO, SHE WAS THE FIRST LATINA TO JOIN A EXCLUSIVE GROUP THE MOVIES PORN. "BRAZZERS". ALL THE WORLD IS MISSING YOU HALEY...
EARLY LIFE
Paige was born and grew up in Mexico City, where she lived until when she was 12. Then, she moved to San Diego California at the age of 13. Also, She had described herself as bisexualbisexual, saying that when she was 17 she had a girlfriend for about two years. Also, sometimes she was rapped constantly by a gang members, but her parent didn't do anything.
CAREER PATH
She entered inside the adult entertaiment industry in 2000 at the age of 18. Then, While still living in Califorina, aged 19, she made amazing nude modeling for advertisement herself. Although, She'd been working at Blockbuster and admitted that she had needed money to pay her rent.
PERIOD OF FAME
Her fame only lasted about 7 years, during this time she made about 313 adult films of diverse styles; lesbian, threesome, gangband, heterosexual, bisexual and playing with sexual toys. Also she wus famous for her amazing and spectacular body with measurements of 34C-25-32 and her natural breast.
Also, in 2006 Haley made her first directorial debut with the film Virgin Territory by Smash Pictures. In January 14, 2007, the Internet Movies Database (IMD) credited her with performances in 284 DVDs and the Adult Web Movielisted her on close to 40 websites.
LATER LIFE (AND DEATH)
Paige married Martin del Toro, a director of pornographic films on October 15 of 2005; when they separated in 2006, Paige claimed that he had married her solely to become a legal resident of the United States.
She reportedly had hoped to become a sex therapist after her film career was over.
Her death was a mysterius because she had been missing for two months (September and October of 2007) along with her boyfriend, a pornographic director Inkyo Volt Hwang, then rumors circulated about her possible demise. Hwang was arrested on June 29, 2007 by the California Police Department, on charges related to beating and kidnapping Haley, but the charges were dropped and Hwang was released on July 3, 2007.
Haley and Hwang married on the sly in August 2, 2007. After that, The CSI of California was confirmed that Haley had died in King City, California, where she had traveled with Hwang of beforehand. She died at the age of 25.
A forensic scientific´s report indicated that she died on August 21, 2007. The forensic's medicine stated that Haley did not have any track marks although overdose by smoking heroin could not be ruled out.
Hwang commited suicide and his dead body was later discovered in a room at an Economy Inn in Morgan Hill, California on September 29, 2007.
___________________ We miss ya Haley Paige ___________________
Your fans and friends
HOMEWORK Nº3
MY DANGEROUS EXPERIENCE
By Michin el Gato
Every journey has a beginning - this is mine. I, Michin el gato, as known also Catman , am keeping this journal in order to evaluate and refine my methods that no-man, woman, children and cats will ever suffer the way i have, so i'm trying to help people who doesn't exist before the laws or potential billionare politician or criminals. Now i' m gonna talk about my confession
Every happened on a midnight October day of 2005, i was chating in my favorite newly acquired PC with a beutiful girl called Audrey Bitoni that's really hottie, suddenly i listened too many shots of a pistol "Bam bam". I was nervous cos these firing had been shooted inside of my house and immediately i hidded under the food table. Then, three masked man appeared and menaced me that i was a hacker and desperately began to destroy my gadgets, boxes, everything of my house. Then, they found me and told about a criminal organization "Rough Justice" and i must give back their files. But, I told them that my PC was bought a strange man in a PC store, that was biggest, modern and very cheap. The three men believed me at the moment while one of them was checking my affirmation. Unbelieve, he informed them that i was lying, that store didn´t exist and now is a pet-shop. So, i was kidnapped and afterward began to rain cats and dogs. They carried me and the PC in a black van without plaque and i didn't know where i was.
Every happened on a midnight October day of 2005, i was chating in my favorite newly acquired PC with a beutiful girl called Audrey Bitoni that's really hottie, suddenly i listened too many shots of a pistol "Bam bam". I was nervous cos these firing had been shooted inside of my house and immediately i hidded under the food table. Then, three masked man appeared and menaced me that i was a hacker and desperately began to destroy my gadgets, boxes, everything of my house. Then, they found me and told about a criminal organization "Rough Justice" and i must give back their files. But, I told them that my PC was bought a strange man in a PC store, that was biggest, modern and very cheap. The three men believed me at the moment while one of them was checking my affirmation. Unbelieve, he informed them that i was lying, that store didn´t exist and now is a pet-shop. So, i was kidnapped and afterward began to rain cats and dogs. They carried me and the PC in a black van without plaque and i didn't know where i was.
One masked man iluminated my face with a shining lantern and the another guy asked some questions such as, What did you do that?, Who was i working for?, Who did send you?. But i was answering and told them i didn't know who they are. One of the bad guys told that they were a ethnic cleansing or also known as social cleansing called Rough Justice. I was really afraid because they wanted to kill me and then, dissapeared me. They believed that only efective justice is being a police and a jugde at the same time could kill whatever that thet wanted. In my case, i was declared enemy public because somebody hacked in their system and stolen confidentail and valuable information. But it wasn't me, maybe was the guy who sold me that PC and i was tracked down with the IP's PC by mistake.
Fortunately a miracle happened, one guy dropped his gun and in a rush i shoot in their guns and ran away of the van. I was feel guilty but i hadn't choice, their blood was on my clothes. The next day, the police, the army, the goverment, the news, everyone called me terrorist. And suddenly a dedicated student turned in a dangerous fugitive because a stupid law anti-terrorism called Zero Tolerance.
But amazing or no i had information in this PC and this was send to me and had written about this attempt to tried to kill me. Now, i'm pursing by the law all the time but also hunting the real criminals. I have guns, a Pc with full information, ì will be executor of the guilty person.
Now i killed too many scums in this world, ie 150 corrupted politician, sex offenders, bad cops, terrorists, murders, gangster, prostitutes, all of them is in my list of my PC and you will be the next if you are guilty. This will be my war journal.
domingo, 19 de octubre de 2008
HOMEWORK Nº2
Hi Michael!
How are you? What about you? I expected that very good
My family and I are going to stay in England for three weeks; can you imagine that, even my dog Pepe is going to us. We are really excited for this big city. However, my family would like to ask more information about this place so i'm writting you this letter because i need your experience cos you've lived there for 15 years. Haven't you? ...... Just kidding. Anyway, we wonder which hotels do you recommend. I´ve just been looking information on internet, but only found expensives and rares hotels, and also i'd had asked to Maria before i looked on internet, and she said me that we couldn`t go to England because the all the stuffs are very expensive. I'm think that she will be jelaous or envy because we won the lottery and we are going to spend our money in fun, culture or even, maybe we might be yours neighboors. That would be cool....
Another question is that we don't know Carolina lives, we want to kiss her and give her a big hug cos she gave us last week the winner number of the lottery. Can´t ya believe that? but, you aren`t going to her, is a secret. Is a promise.
Also, we aren`t sure what we should spend our money? maybe will buy houses in England, building, parks. Would you make any suggestion?
And finally, did you know that you mother is married again since last year,it was spectacular wedding cos at the moment your mother will say YES, appeared three men that were asking to mother that refused this idea, but she didn´t take the order of them. That was amazing, my fellow. On the other hand, Heeeyyy Michael. Your mother is very worried about you, no phone and email too, What happens? What the hell is wrong with you? Why haven´t you send her any email? Are you really busy? Is your mother, be careful, she's been very low.
So that's it. We are going be there the next week and you must call at your mother, be more serious...!
So long! See you later
Michin el Gato
PD: look the picture
jueves, 9 de octubre de 2008
HOMEWORK N°1
CURRICULUM VITAE
PERSONAL DETAILS
- Full name: Michin Miauricio Castañeda
- Born: 28/12/1984 (Bucaramanga/Chibchombia)
- Nationalilty: Chibchombian
- Current Address: St 62 N 62 - 45 Floresita Maulladora
- Mobile phone: 316 meoooooooowwwwww
PROFILE
An experienced microbiology now specializing in infectious disease programs, care and diagnosis to porn stars. A highly - excited, well handsome and very pervert. I do practice only with female porn stars of ages between 18 and 25.
EDUCATION
Formal Education
High school: Fundacion Colegio Gato
1991-2003 11 - Levels with the the best qualifications in the history
1998-2000 Colegio street life's style
Master in make movies porn. Award a the best actor and productor.
University: Universidad Industril de Gatolandia
10 levels with the best qualification in Microbiology to make Biological
weapons. Ph, D Microbiology, December 2007. Dissertation: Pathogenesis of Ebola Virus; uses and create of a new lethal virus weapon.
Courses: English Language Institute UIS
2008-present 18-levels.
SENA Institute Medicine
Neurologist of crazy people.
WORK EXPERIENCE
1998-2004
Porn star in many adult films
2006-2007
Student on practice in Scientific Initial Project for kill people with Bio-Weapons.
2007-2008
Student on practice in the Clinical Hospital of Giron
ADITIONAL INFORMATION Athletics, volleyball, books, comics, cinema, karaoke, hitman, hired assesin and anti-emo specially
INTERESTS
My principal interest is make a Biological bomb for eliminate the bad people in this horrible and pathetic world. The bacterias, viruses, parasites and fungus and their diseases are my passion, my love that get me to give the best of me and work in a wonderful way, honesty and with a deep love for the job that I do. Also, I've travelled widely to differents countries, such as China, Russia and Hong Kong, because they've have been the masters of the biological wars.
REFERENCES
OSAMIN BIN BOM BAUM
Dept of Bioterrorism
School of terrorism
Afganistanita
ARMANDO METRA LLETA
Army Technician
Army Technician
Public University of Chibchombia
Ba-las kas kan dulo
ROSA MELL FIERRO RICO
Sex Teacher and lover
The hot pussie kats
USA
ALMA MARCELA GOZA
Porn star and lover
Pentmansion
Chibchombia
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